Add some vodka. This is without a doubt the biggest lemon I have ever seen in person. My mouth is puckering just looking at the picture. You can find the lemon beside Toronto's Rogers Centre, hibernating over winter and waiting to provide refreshment in the scorching hot summer. Which reminds me - have you watched lemonade vendors make their drinks? Don't expect a lot of lemons.
Of course if you do have a lot of lemons you put them in Maple Leaf sweaters, throw them on the ice and watch them lose a bunch of hockey games. Seriously, go buy some home game tickets and drop by the Air Canada Centre (ACC) and have a great adventure.